Lyrics to 'Can I Get A CS' written by Troy Neilson produced by Danny Elias

I'm learnin' O.O.P, but not in C.
I'm learnin' O.O.P, but not in C.
I'm learnin' O.O.P., in this faculty, in this faculty, in this faculty

Pimp Tea verse:
Got an assignment to do
Trying to avoid the crew
Cause we never get any work done
Cause we're havin' so much fun
Like the rabbit exe
And the monkey mini movie
So I seek out the secret lab
Discover they've replaced the keypad
With an ID card swipe
Takes a few times to get it right
This technique I do rehearse
Gain access as the magnets reverse
I sit down, try to logon
Two times I get my password wrong
Third time, I finally get in
Checkin' my email, so gotta enter my PIN
Opening Netscape, but every time it doth crash
So I decide to check the cache.
Oh please say it ain't so!
Someone was lookin' at some P - oh No!
I quickly dispose of the evidence
Guy beside me getting suspicious
So I decide to leave
Before he emails CSD.
Guy at the door pullin' with all his force
Must have just gained access via his course
Cause he's a complete idiot
There's a reason for the big red button that says exit
You gotta press it!

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Can I Get a CS
For all of my hackers and faculty members
In this building
Known as Gillin.

Can I get a Woo Woo
For the few brave ladies who chose to
Enter CS
Cause you we do bless!

Pimp Tea verse 2:
What's that bar
The one that stretches real far
The one that gives you spaces
Sort of forward erases
Unless insert is on.
Oh yeah! space bar!
Remember I, with a yawn
At the break of dawn
Assignment nearly complete
But specifications I don't meet
So searchin' cyberspace
Tryin to replace
My own recursion
With a faster version.

It's the S to the R
The J to the K
Perpetratin' flip flops
Throughout this hip-hop.

Now I present to you Jane Fritz,
Kinda like a Ritz
Not sayin' she's a cracker
Just a top of the line instructor
Though she lacks sour cream,
She remains ....
Oh wait, she no longer remains dean a la supreme
That'd be Bhavsar
And that's where we are.

Two-double-oh-four

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